Jingle Smells

The Adventures of Suburban Man


Who among us has not:

a) embarrassed their parents in front of company?

b) been embarrassed by a child in front of company?

c) sang a song and replaced the lyrics with dirty words, in front of company? 

d) all of the above?


PS: My daughter Julia (9 yrs old) came up with this week's concept, and my daughter Maggie (11 yrs old) came up with the final phrasing of he punchline. Family operation!

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Your Sistuh December 18, 2011 at 04:42 AM
This makes me giggle! Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg...Love it! Reminds me of when we were kids...
lisa moskowitz December 19, 2011 at 01:47 AM
lol That's a riot. My kid made two embarrassing comments to the same family twice today. Thank goodness for good and understanding friends!


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