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Jingle Smells

The Adventures of Suburban Man

 

Who among us has not:

a) embarrassed their parents in front of company?

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b) been embarrassed by a child in front of company?

c) sang a song and replaced the lyrics with dirty words, in front of company? 

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d) all of the above?

 

PS: My daughter Julia (9 yrs old) came up with this week's concept, and my daughter Maggie (11 yrs old) came up with the final phrasing of he punchline. Family operation!

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